Oh look! Darling, I'm an artist!

Now, I made this so if you steal it I will have to kill you.

Kanye knows.

Don't be ashamed o'yo pony-tail, guuurl. You work it, you own that pony-tail.

Confucius say:

Easy to bitch about might of mountain when you still sitting on fat ass at bottom.

I'm lying, Confucius didn't fucking say that but he would have if he was alive now.

Troglodyte

A cave dweller, especially somebody who belonged to a prehistoric cave-dwelling community.
A solitary person who lives alone, especially somebody who is antisocial or unconventional.

Still bored? Cos I could do with a chat.

The Force is With Me.

Thank you for the catalyst.

I'll see you around.